Advantage: Elderly Hotties!

There was a time when Mark Philippoussis seemed like the savior Australian tennis has been so desperate for. With my typical over-eagerness I picked Ppou-ppou to win, I don't know, six or seven majors in a row. Now he's so washed up, he's gotten wrangled into this reality show in which he dates old ladies.

And watch out, Mark! One of these ladies might just be a lesbian!



(Thanks to Corned Beef Hashmarks for the scoop! This is a tennis blog I've just discovered and I love it. So should you.)